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Last update: 2025-05-13

Helen Rosner

hels.bsky.social
“Zizek if he was a woman and loved sandwiches” New Yorker staff writer, dept. of mastication 🍉

Followers

65,088
7 days:187
14 days:461
30 days:1,206

Followers by date

2025-05-12:65,08820

2025-05-11:65,06811

2025-05-10:65,05730

2025-05-09:65,02757

2025-05-08:64,97033

2025-05-07:64,93716

2025-05-06:64,92120

Following

462
7 days:3
14 days:8
30 days:18

Follows by date

2025-05-12:4620

2025-05-11:4620

2025-05-10:4620

2025-05-09:4622

2025-05-08:4600

2025-05-07:4600

2025-05-06:4601

Blocking others

140
7 days:3
14 days:8
30 days:11

Blocks by date

2025-05-12:1400

2025-05-11:1400

2025-05-10:1402

2025-05-09:1381

2025-05-08:1370

2025-05-07:1370

2025-05-06:1370

Liking others

7,908
7 days:75
14 days:177
30 days:484

Likes by date

2025-05-12:7,9082

2025-05-11:7,9060

2025-05-10:7,9061

2025-05-09:7,90532

2025-05-08:7,87321

2025-05-07:7,85218

2025-05-06:7,8341

Own posts

2,615
7 days:32
14 days:67
30 days:162

Posts by date

2025-05-12:2,6150

2025-05-11:2,6151

2025-05-10:2,6140

2025-05-09:2,61412

2025-05-08:2,60214

2025-05-07:2,5885

2025-05-06:2,5830

Likes earned

7 days:4,784
14 days:8,934
30 days:22,967

Likes by date

2025-05-12:0

2025-05-11:4

2025-05-10:0

2025-05-09:2,462

2025-05-08:1,996

2025-05-07:322

2025-05-06:0

Reposts earned

7 days:246
14 days:599
30 days:1,273

Reposts by date

2025-05-12:0

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2025-05-10:0

2025-05-09:182

2025-05-08:56

2025-05-07:8

2025-05-06:0

Top 5 Most Liked Posts (14 days)
1.
Today’s edition of Why Haven’t You Subscribed to the Print Edition of @theonion.com yet: every single ad in the latest issue is a lil shower of pee on Mr Roll Of Nickels. Two faves:
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2.
The pope ate at my childhood pizza restaurant!!!
1997
3.
Just walked into the living room wearing an enormous ancient bathrobe printed with Snoopy all over and my 2yo cries “Mama! You’re wearing a beautiful doggy dress!”
812
4.
Da Pope
331
5.
Back on my microwaving-frozen-tamales-for-breakfast bullshit and it’s terrific and I’m proud of myself
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Top 5 Most Reposted Posts (14 days)
1.
Today’s edition of Why Haven’t You Subscribed to the Print Edition of @theonion.com yet: every single ad in the latest issue is a lil shower of pee on Mr Roll Of Nickels. Two faves:
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2.
The pope ate at my childhood pizza restaurant!!!
161
3.
Was going to buy a new carseat for the toddler yesterday ($449, it’s a fancy one), decided to sleep on it bc it’s a big purchase, logged in today to find the manufacturer had raised the price to $539.99
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4.
Da Pope
17
5.
Just walked into the living room wearing an enormous ancient bathrobe printed with Snoopy all over and my 2yo cries “Mama! You’re wearing a beautiful doggy dress!”
17