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Last update: 2026-08-18

Helen Rosner

hels.bsky.social

“Zizek if he was a woman and loved sandwiches” New Yorker staff writer, dept. of mastication It’s always Free Palestine 🍉

Reported Followers

71,973

7 days:17

14 days:19

30 days:100

Reported Followers by date

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Actual Followers

68,124

7 days:1

14 days:13

30 days:26

Actual Followers by date

2026-08-17:68,1241

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Reported Following

552

7 days:0

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30 days:1

Reported Follows by date

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Actual Following

544

7 days:1

14 days:1

30 days:2

Actual Follows by date

2026-08-17:5440

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Blocking others

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14 days:4

30 days:11

Blocks by date

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Liking others

806

7 days:88

14 days:137

30 days:245

Likes by date

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Own posts

4,619

7 days:28

14 days:53

30 days:115

Posts by date

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2026-08-11:4,5910

Likes earned

7 days:1,503

14 days:2,552

30 days:5,932

Likes by date

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Reposts earned

7 days:23

14 days:47

30 days:274

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Top 5 Most Liked Posts (14 days)

1.

For pound-cake reasons, I want to get a Bundt pan, and oh my god I hadn’t realized how vast and dizzying the options were!!!

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2.

You know what’s *actually* incredibly chic is when authors write introductions to reissues of their books, reflecting on the book’s success and journey etc., and then—this is the chic part—sign off the intro with whatever location it was where they wrote the new intro

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3.

Streaming input glitched while putting on Frozen for 3yo yesterday and we were dropped into the middle of Troop Beverly Hills airing on broadcast tv. Anyway she’s obsessed. We’re watching it again right now.

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4.

You know when you share a lil bite of people food with your pet, maybe even you let them nibble it off your fork, and it’s just the two of you being delighted together about pasta or a carrot and you’re like Yes my tiny beloved creature look at us! sharing this moment and being alive and I love you!

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5.

The box I normally store my lox in Had its lock spinned and its stocks in- Vaded by a sock-shinned dachshund (Loud and pox-thin, like a coxswain). (@luxalptraum.com doesn’t allow quotes so my dumb quatrain gets a screenshot sorry)

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Top 5 Most Reposted Posts (14 days)

1.

You know what’s *actually* incredibly chic is when authors write introductions to reissues of their books, reflecting on the book’s success and journey etc., and then—this is the chic part—sign off the intro with whatever location it was where they wrote the new intro

11

2.

For pound-cake reasons, I want to get a Bundt pan, and oh my god I hadn’t realized how vast and dizzying the options were!!!

8

3.

The box I normally store my lox in Had its lock spinned and its stocks in- Vaded by a sock-shinned dachshund (Loud and pox-thin, like a coxswain). (@luxalptraum.com doesn’t allow quotes so my dumb quatrain gets a screenshot sorry)

8

4.

It occurs to me that Troop Beverly Hills is basically Legally Blonde: Motherhood

5

5.

Streaming input glitched while putting on Frozen for 3yo yesterday and we were dropped into the middle of Troop Beverly Hills airing on broadcast tv. Anyway she’s obsessed. We’re watching it again right now.

4