Last update: 2025-04-29

I am no longer kidding

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Top 5 Most Liked Posts (14 days)

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Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

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Update on this: today I became an engaged guy

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But we're going to have beautiful empty shelves and it's something I think you'll be seeing very soon. We won't be the country of clutter anymore. [doing accordion hands] it's called minimalism. Ok?

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Weather is getting nice, what if 10 million people went outside at the same time

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Telling my boss that I've written 200 beautiful emails and I'll be revealing them very strongly in the next few weeks. I can't say who I sent the emails to or what they were about but the response has been frankly very positive and I think you'll be very happy

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Top 5 Most Reposted Posts (14 days)

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Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

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Weather is getting nice, what if 10 million people went outside at the same time

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But we're going to have beautiful empty shelves and it's something I think you'll be seeing very soon. We won't be the country of clutter anymore. [doing accordion hands] it's called minimalism. Ok?

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I won't speak for others but I want candidates who won't just win the next election but aggressively, unapologetically destroy trumpism and rebuild everything he's broken. If you're too afraid of a 51-49 poll to even talk about an issue I have no faith that will be you

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Telling my boss that I've written 200 beautiful emails and I'll be revealing them very strongly in the next few weeks. I can't say who I sent the emails to or what they were about but the response has been frankly very positive and I think you'll be very happy

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