Last update: 2025-04-29

Patton Oswalt

pattonoswalt.bsky.social

Writing and yelling.

Followers

643,069

7 days:4,891

14 days:7,417

30 days:15,793

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Following

511

7 days:5

14 days:8

30 days:16

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Blocking others

65

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Blocks by date

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Liking others

810

7 days:21

14 days:36

30 days:79

Likes by date

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Own posts

438

7 days:16

14 days:21

30 days:51

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Likes earned

7 days:107,442

14 days:143,569

30 days:283,473

Likes by date

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Reposts earned

7 days:16,740

14 days:19,913

30 days:34,208

Reposts by date

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Top 5 Most Liked Posts (14 days)

1.

Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume.

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2.

FUCK. THIS. All of this.

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3.

I promise to quit drinking if they give me the job.

14491

4.

OR JUST NOT FUCKING USE IT EVER

9724

5.

“Recently deputized” means “frustrated gym bros who wanna carry guns and boss people around.” It’s always the biggest failures at life who sign up first to be enforcers, torturers and concentration camp guards. This is beyond fucking dangerous and it’s gonna get people killed.

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Top 5 Most Reposted Posts (14 days)

1.

Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume.

6185

2.

FUCK. THIS. All of this.

3895

3.

“Recently deputized” means “frustrated gym bros who wanna carry guns and boss people around.” It’s always the biggest failures at life who sign up first to be enforcers, torturers and concentration camp guards. This is beyond fucking dangerous and it’s gonna get people killed.

1545

4.

OR JUST NOT FUCKING USE IT EVER

1299

5.

I promise to quit drinking if they give me the job.

1248